There is really nothing wrong with losing money in poker. After all 95% of the players lose money in the long run and in our opinion it is completely fine as after all poker is at its best when played for fun. However if you are interested about why you lose money in poker we have below listed 50 reasons which most likely contribute to it.
1) You are too loose preflop.
2) You cant fold your hands when you are clearly beat post flop.
3) You are too focused on trying to pickup the cocktail waitress.
4) You play T4o because it is your lucky hand.
5) You don’t understand what position is.
6) You don’t use any game selection.
7) You fold too easily.
You don’t understand the pot odds.
9) Your cool poker shades mirror your pocket cards to other players.
10) You misread your card from behind your shades.
11) You try to play like Phil Hellmuth.
12) You think Chris Moneymaker is a good poker player
13) You are an idiot.
14) You play cash games like tournaments.
15) You play tournaments like cash games.
16) You are so focused on spotting other player’s errors that you don’t realize that you are the worst player in the table.
17) You think rounders is a great instructional poker movie.
18) You think that eating cookies helps your poker game.
19) You think online poker is rigged.
20) In your opinion jacks are the worst poker hand because you never know how to play them. This is mostly because there is so often an overcard on the flop and when there isn’t you are afraid that someone outdrew your jacks with a fucking suited connector.
21) You are Gus Hansen.
22) You are playing against Tom Dwan.
23) You are drunk.
24) You are high.
25) You think you are amazing in poker. (Most likely 100% false)
26) You think you suck in poker (most likely true).
27) You limp your aces so that your opponents don’t know what you have.
28) You raise bigger with your aces preflop than with other hands so that the idiots don’t call with their fucking suited connectors and outdraw you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29) You try to impress the girl playing in your table by playing like a true MAN.
30) You softplay the girl in your table so that she will be nice to your.
31) You think it is a good idea to stake people.
32) You don’t believe in conventional poker strategies and instead want to be creative when playing poker.
33) You like to mix it up.
34) You like poker music.
35) You think poker is cool.
36) Folding is for the pussies.
37) You are too scared to bet.
38) You are playing with too much money in the table.
39) You are playing with so small stakes that you are not actually interested in if you lose or win.
40) You are Brad Booth and think that it is cool to lose Ferraris.
41) What the hell was I thinking when I thought I could list 50 reasons why someone loses in poker.
42) I’m obviously amazing player who is just running a bit cold (for the third year in the row).
43) Patrik Antonius.
44) Phil Ivey.
45) You are not from Scandinavia.
46) You are from Italy or France.
47) Damn the blackjack table was full, let’s try this poker thing it can’t be that different.
48) I’m sorry sir, JQKA2 isn’t a straight.
49) Fuck this I’m all in.
50) You play poker.

