Yeah I know that some of you guys love this site. However majority of the visits come to this site once and never again after that. Actually based on the statistic majority of the users only read one page of content when they come to this site, and thus we don’t expect hat many people to read to this page either. However because I feel personally feel like a fool ill give you 15 great reasons why you should hate Euro Poker Pro.

1) We have banners. Yeah banners are so 2001. However we are hoping that you click the banners so that we can make at least a little money to compensate all the work (hahaha) we put into this site)

2) We promote sites. There is a reason why we mention online poker room such as NoiQ and LuckyAcePoker in the best poker sites section. It is that we hope you sign up at them through EPP and generate some rake so that we get money and can buy expensive alcohol

3) Most of the news sucks. Majority of the “news” that you find on this you could also find from other online poker information sites. However that doesn’t stop us from republishing them slightly changed.

4) I listen rihanna. Btw why im writing this list in the “we” format when in reality EPP is pretty much a one man orpation. Anyway im listing Rihanna and that alone should be enough reason to hate EPP.

5) We advertise sites we don’t play at. Ill be honest I have never played a hand at RockemPoker regardless of that we advertise RockemPoker at EPP.

6) We don’t update this site daily. Loads of other poker sites are updated daily

7) Poker sucks donkey balls. I have explained this in detail before so not gonna bother again.
The strategy articles are good but not perfect. One thing that I pride myself in is that when I write strategy articles I actually write what I believe is the best advice. However despite of that I’m certain that the strategy content could be even better.

9) We buy content from freelancers. I guess that alone would be fine. But some of the freelance writers we buy poker content from are really not that good writers. Or they are good writers but don’t really understand anything about poker.

10) Casinos section. It should be more often and more content should be added about casino gambling. I promise it is coming though.

11) Forum. We killed it because we thought moderating it was too much work compared to the benefit of having a poker forum.

12) Lists like this. Great for adding some pages on this site, but do they really add any value. Hopefully someone finds this at least amusing.

13) Reading EPP takes time away from playing poker. Uh wtf im supposed to write about this.

14) Its ugly. Subjective but we have been told that especially the front page is, quote: “incredible ugly and annoying”.

15) It tries to be more than it is. This is a site to which you come to kill some time or read some information, as much as we hate it we really ain’t the next google or BBC.